Whew… you boys sure kept me busy this weekend. All that phone boning was fantastic.  I do need a nap now… but keep my phone ringing.  Especially you tiny dicked guys.  I love to tease and torment you.  Since you have nothing else to offer me being amusing is a requirement.  A girl must have the satisfaction of a huge cock that can fill her pussy or you must satisfy me in other ways.  Be a fantastic pussy licker or have a fat wallet or become my personal slut to use and abuse any way I see fit.  Oh I can’t wait.  Get on that phone my little slut.

Ok boys. I think I’ve figured out how to work this thing. Now all you have to do is pick up that phone and rock my world so I can write about it here (with your permission of course). You could almost be famous for your fucking skills. As close to a porn star as the average citizen gets. Or you could be infamous for the tiny size of your cock. Just think thousand of people would know how tiny and inadequate you are and laugh and maybe e-mail their friends to come look so they can get a good laugh. And we all know that’s what get’s your little man-clitties going.

So I’m ready… where are you?

Lexi

I wish I could work this thing but it’s just not coming together for me. I’m going to spend all night playing with the configuration and different buttons on my blog so I can get down to the desert of my blog. I know you want to hear about my exploits as an unfaithful housewife and even as a cuckolding Mistress. I will try and get that for you. As soon as I figure out how to navigate the site. Those that have talked to me know that I know nothing about technology and am a fish out of water trying to learn to breathe air. I’m working at it. I may even get my fantastic new banner up for all to see soon. It’s wonderful. I know your little dicks are going to jump and send your hand reaching for the phone. Until then I’m off to get fucked like the dirty whore I am.

Lexi